*translation:

I made the mistake of thinking that the stupid chocobo's beside the name stood for someone's gender... I argued till I was blue in the face. The blue ones ment you were a guy, the yellow ones ment non-gendered and the pink ones ment you were a female.

Oddly enough I was the only female.

Then Shlup came along and I found out the horrible horrible truth. Clearly you had to be there.
So I made the thread to get the humiliation over and done with... plus I was bored and felt a little creative.