A declaration of war on all envelope manufacturers.

[Disco Potato]

Last year I cut my thumb with a mechanical pencil while taking notes in class. It was close to the knuckle, so for three weeks every time I bent my finger it would start stinging and bleeding :-\

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Dare I even say where?

[Bunny]

I don't lick envelopes ever since cloning became possible.

TRUST NO ONE

[mooglebunni608]

A paper cut under my fingernail. It was impossible to use that finger for a month, and I cut it on the shower curtain. Now I am afraid of lots of bath-time things... like shampoo bottles with flipping lid T_T

[Peegee]

Quick put sugar on your tongue! Next time use a sponge or a tissue :)

[Quindiana Jones]

I've been shot in the arse and bollocks before. With a paintball. The arse stung, but the bollock shot paralyzed me for a fair few seconds.

[Jess]

I've done that before too! It ruins many foods.

Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.

Oh, and I'd just like to point out that whoever made a post icon is my hero. !

[Denmark]

I was at a party once and I had lots of soda (yes, really soda, no alcohol was involved in this, it was a dinner party for my mom's friend's birthday) and I was really hyper and I crushed the glass I had been drinking from in my hand. Ironically, I had said earlier that night that someone was eventually going to break a glass, just because that sort of stuff happens. Anyway, got some nice cuts in my hand, still have a barely visible scar in my right middle finger.

[Chloe.]

Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.

I've done this too.

[Roto13]

I was hoping it was my envelope, as punishment for losing my address. *flick*

[Owen Macwere]

I always burn my tongue with the tea, coffee.. etc. I also once had a tiny tany part of my bed's head wood in my middle fingure, my hand was parallised for 3 days, so annoying. XD

[Jojee]

I used to cut myself all the time while shaving, but now I am better at it ^_^

I get papercuts when I try to read class assignments, so I've stopped reading them.

[Savern Volaco]

Not paper cut on tongue but Lid cut? and I well my cat clung onto my back once like a evil alien ar somthing and I had claw marks all up and down my back I did scream like a girl it scared me bad...I did train her to do so, I ramble to much...I know it is a bad habbit but...

[Miss_Lulu]

Whilst happily licking away at envelopes containing Christmas cards to some of you ingrates, I ended up paper cutting my tongue along the edge of an envelope. Yes, it does indeed sting like hell. I now wish death whoever invented lick-seal envelopes, and I vow revenge.

You loser.

I did that once before. =D

[kikimm]

Once whilst shaving my legs I've slipped with the razor and cut through my fingernail. Seriously ow.

I've done this too.

Hey me too. But it wasn't while shaving my legs. I don't remember what I was doing.

I think I also cut the back of my head with a razor. And you know that resulted in me losing clumps of hair.