What's as cool as a bucket?

[Loony BoB]

I mean, it's well known that a weedwhacker is cooler than a bucket, but buckets are still very cool. So what's on par with a bucket? This is an open debate.

Thing Ranking
1. Weedwhackers
2. Buckets
3. Folding Tables
4. Ice Cubes
5. Wheelbarrows
6. Mini-refridgerators
7. Rubber Duckies
8. Non-lick Envelopes
9. Barrels
10. Keys
11. Penguins
12. Sporks
13. ShlupQuack making cocoa
14. Coathangers
15. Heavy Duty Vacuum Cleaners
16. Pockets
17. Lamps
18. Pennies
19. Coffee Tables
20. Analog Watches
21. Sparkling Grape Juice
22. Bowls
23. Lint Removers
24. Lava
25. Robotic Mobile Body for a Cockroach
26. Naughty Girl Calendars
27. Final Fantasy
28. Ironing Boards
29. Oversized foam hands with the index finger pointing upwards
30. Bucket clothing
31. Pails

[escobert]

The penny is on par with a bucket. a bucket of that is

[LunarWeaver]

I enjoy pockets because they're like mini-buckets attached to your pants.

[Loony BoB]

That's disgusting, Bert.

I'm talking about empty buckets, anyway. Well, an empty bucket. That means one bucket. And a penny is certainly nowhere near as cool as a bucket.

EDIT: Pockets are also not as cool as buckets.

[Old Manus]

I hope I wasn't the only one who invisaged a Top Gear style 'Cool Wall' when I read this thread.

[Loony BoB]

I hope I wasn't the only one who invisaged a Top Gear style 'Cool Wall' when I read this thread.

It's actually kind of creepy because I was originally thinking of ranking things and editing my first post constantly based on the arguments made in this thread as to how cool something is.

Maybe I should do that.

[Rye]

A bucket hand is cooler than bucket. After all, you can sit on it when you're tired.

[Shauna]

A pail.

[XxSephirothxX]

Lamp.

[Shlup]

Hm... I don't know. I would say a folding table is as cool as a bucket, but that may just be the whore in me talking.

[Loony BoB]

A pail is not as cool as a bucket. That's like saying a Casio is as cool as a Rolex. Which actually might be closer to the truth.

I don't even know what a bucket hand is but it certainly can't be as cool as a bucket. It's a spinoff. Fool's Gold!

[Old Manus]

I was also thinking about the song 'There's a hole in my bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry', but I thought it was pushing the boat out a bit.

[escobert]

Well, if we're talking about a empty bucket that changes everything!
Well, I'd say bucket tool belt is on par since you need the bucket for the tool belt!

[Loony BoB]

Lamps are okay, but too cliché what with the whole "I love lamp" crap. It became too mainstream to be a true classic like buckets are. I was never really into lamps.

Folding table is an intersting argument and I'll have to think on it.

What's a bucket tool belt?

And a bucket hand too. Man are you guys making bucket everythings over in America? God you ruin a good thing sometimes.

EDIT: What, me double post?

[escobert]