"Why is it that every war America fights, they lose"?

[Tavrobel]

But War of 1812...

... was won by Canada when we weren't conquered by America.

the war of 1812 was when the british invaded the US the second time.
I think you might be thinking of the french indian war where britain and france (canada) were fighting, and the brits used the NA.

Umm, no, roto is correct in that the war of 1812 was started by an American desire for land in Canada, even if the British agression was the excuse. Okay, so Manifest Destiny was a REALLY bad idea. Canada so far has won ALL their wars, which is better than anyone else can say.

Also, the colonies were not the United States during the French and Indian War, which was really about European infighting, and a desire for control over the Ohio River Valley. The British just happened to need Quebec to cut off French supplies.

But stop rubbing it in, unless you really want the world to hate you.

They didn't already? I didn't know we had friends left.