I'm unlucky enough that whenever I don't look to good, that's the only time the woman of my dreams comes into my life.

So I usually only make sure I look like crap whenever I feel like flirting.

Okay, that's not true. But I have had a couple bad runs, and I try to look decent all the time just in case I meet somebody who needs me to flirt with her.

(SPOILER)Last time it happened I had, only minutes before, accidentally been shat on by a cow, and I was wearing a cap for 2 days straight because I was on the road and had no comb or soap or shower of any kind...