Awkward as in what it was? Testicular torsion. Three times.
Awkward as in how I did it? You don't wanna go there.
Awkward as in "I can't believe that you're so weak that you injured yourself that way"? Probably the time that I hit my hand on a large, extremely flat, slick wall and somehow cut myself on it. It's like cutting yourself on nothing. Crazy. Calliope can back me up on this.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I knew there had to be something up with your junk for you to be quite so you, Daniel.
Oh my gosh, you poor thing! That is the most pain I have ever gone through in my life, and you've had to go through it 3 times! Man, I empathise with you so much right now. They hurt so much, I hope I never have to go through it again.Originally Posted by Loony BoB
The doctor said that when he fixed it all up, it shouldn't happen again. Why have you had it three times?
To be fair, the first time was when I was a kid, and I didn't feel anything (that I remember). I just know I had it. The other times were around five years ago, so bad I collapsed. I don't know why I've had it more than once.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I think it has to be the time when I broke my coxic bone. Owieee!
I'm pretty sure I fractured my coccix once. Whilst being swung by my arms and legs (my choice) and flung (also my choice) I landed badly and it hurt for weeks. I never got it checked though because....I just couldn't be arsed.
Why did I just think a coccix is sexual?
Anyway I repeatedly (over a period of several months) deliberatedly stapled my hand (stuck a staple into my hand using a stapler).
It went like this:
- I wonder what a stapled hand feels like...
- OWWWW WTF
- *bleeds*
repeat every few months until I grew out of it.
At one of my marching band competitions someone screwed up and ran into the flag girls when they did their flagtoss and it caused two other flag girls to screw up their own tosses and three flags fell on top of me.
I actually blacked out......
My eyes..!
Red..
Ouuuch.
When I broke my elbow. Or fractured it. I cant remember. I was in primary school playing with my friends and someone landed right on it.
I was a wuss too. How embarrassing.
A golf cart fell on my head and all I got was a hole about the size of this: .
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Once when I a kid, I got my tounge stuck to the freezer door. :riiight:
Then there's the time I got that toothpick stuck in my foot. Believe me, that is an odd one to try and explain. Also, where they had to give the antibiotic injection was fairly awkward.
A few weeks ago. We own a rather psychotic cat, and he decided to play surgeon with my arm. He scratched me to the extent that I had to have stitches. The hospital staff didn't really believe a cat did it. Most people thought I was attacked by a dog. Except for the doctor, he said it looked like I was mauled by a puma. *shrugs*
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the classic: Dropping something on the floor, bending down to pick it up, and smacking your head on something as a result of it.
Besides that, my most awkward injuries all have to do with tripping on something, misstepping, or doors. Please don't ask about that last one.
I dont have one, but my ex boyfriend got shot in the eye with an airsoft gun before. It was really bruised and he was so embaressed
Don't you just love running out an open door only to realise there is a flyscreen/glass door there? I've done that one a few times.
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