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    Pink Grin Jessica Simpson is a genius.

    For those of you who say Jessica is cute, but she is dumb, know this; Jessica has an IQ well over 180. Do you know what that means? That means she is a genius. Any IQ over 180 is considered a genius.

    "Is it tuna, or is it chicken?"
    Like you didn't ask yourselves that question at one time or another.
    What Jessica meant to say( she told me this. ) is "If it is tuna, why do they call it chicken of the sea?"
    Thats a good question. And she was the only one smart enough to fathom that.
    She is smart enough to play dumb, to. Jessica knows men love dumb blondes.
    If you talked to her in person, or on the web, you would be surprised. I had to look up most of the words she used in a dictionary. Most of them weren't there. She is so smart she can make up her own words.

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    I never knew her true mental powers!

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    You are kind of scary.

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    This reminds me DeLinda Deline from Las Vegas. But unlike her, Jessica Simpson is actually not that smart.

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    That question is stupid and has no answer. Trying to put false logic to show false intelligence is no true sign for intelligence.

    Trust that senseless garbarge excapes from my being daily. Who wants a cookie?

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    I want a cookie!

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    I'd like to see a source for this assertation.

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    This thread = Genius

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    If she is a genius, why does she act like a fool?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    I'd like to see a source for this assertation.
    Man, he gave you a source. Jessica Simpson told him that Jessica Simpson is a genius with an IQ of 180! I'm sold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenji Longaway View Post
    For those of you who say Jessica is cute, but she is dumb, know this; Jessica has an IQ well over 180. Do you know what that means? That means she is a genius. Any IQ over 180 is considered a genius.
    No, it means IQ tests are flawed.

    "Is it tuna, or is it chicken?"
    Like you didn't ask yourselves that question at one time or another.
    What Jessica meant to say( she told me this. ) is "If it is tuna, why do they call it chicken of the sea?"
    Thats a good question. And she was the only one smart enough to fathom that.
    It wasn't a smart question. Chicken of the sea! What chicken lives in the sea?! The woman's a retard.
    She is smart enough to play dumb, to. Jessica knows men love dumb blondes.
    An you said she had class. She doesn't have to play at being dumb, she is dumb.
    If you talked to her in person, or on the web, you would be surprised. I had to look up most of the words she used in a dictionary. Most of them weren't there. She is so smart she can make up her own words.
    She probably didn't realise she was making them up. Your location is Jessica's house isn't it?

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    I have an IQ of a billion.

    Oh yeah, you don't have to be smart to make up words by the way.

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    I wouldn't call her a genius, but I do think it's likely that she acts a bit more stupid than she is to make her show more interesting


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    I definitely think she is smarter than she seems half the time. But we've all asked stupid questions before, don't act like you haven't

    And btw, IQ tests mean nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Essência View Post
    If she is a genius, why does she act like a fool?
    being a fool sells...dur?


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