Nicknames, you thieves.

[Quindiana Jones]

What nicknames have you given certain people of EoFF? Or even reality?

Here are my reality ones, with fluffy pink bunnies and otters smoking opium:

Simon - The Admiral.
Jordan - Lord Snowdon (Snowdon for short)
Craig - Crime (TAKE THAT CRIME, YOU !)

That's it really. Everyone else just has names. Or I only have 3 friends.

EoFF, where darkness reigns and the otters set light to the bunnies:

Rantzien - RAMMSTEIN. They sound....a bit...alike.
Christmas - CHRIST-HAMS. See above pl0x.
Loony BoB - whatever I feel like rhyming BoB with. I'm that funny.
The Captain - El Capitan le Captain. *shrugs*
Mittopotahis - Happy Potato. Mittopotahis is to hard to remember.
sephirothishere - MacSeph. *shrugs*
Owen Macwere - OWIE! or sometimes (secretly) Owen MacWEREWOLF.
I'm my own MILF - Due to my amazing origionality: Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. I just love saying it.
Resha - Poogy. Dunno how it arised, but supposedly we live in THE 100 ACRE WOODS.
DK - He doesn't know it yet, I meant to usernote him telling it. Whatever, he's known as Stanley Gibbons. I think it has something to do with him knowing Hairy Lee.
themagicroundabout - Pappy Dougal. Magic Roundabout. Dougal is the best character.
Pike (sorry ) - GRR! because she was called Gir.
Psychotic - Pie-chotic. I was trying to insult him, but realised Psycho-Dick just sounded like he had a manic penis. So I gave up on insults and Pie was born.


I have plenty more, I just forget. Yell at me violently if you know I've given you a nickname of some sort.

But what nicknames have you given people?