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    *cue lol jesus images*
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    Raptor Jesus is funnier than LOL Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
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    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

    Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(
    Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.
    I guess I'll have to try too, but the only other 'jokes' that come to mind that don't make sense via logic are c-huck no-rris jokes.

    Please don't make Jesus the new C-huck No-rris. :cry:
    Silly Avarice-ness, C-huck No-rris is Jesus already! Since the beginning of the time!

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    I don't see how thats offensive I was going to post another joke like that but then I relised if some people think that joke is racist than I shouldn't post mine.

    By the way your spelling it wrong its G-sus don't disrespect ya'll!

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    I didn't really find it funny, but not because I think it's inappropriate. It's just...lame.

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    Crucifixion is a rubbish way to kill yourself - you can never get the last nail in.

    Anyhoo, I don't think it's inappropriate.

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    SOmehow I think Jesus just might giggle at this himself. If Jesus giggles at all.

    asdfghjkl;'

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    I'm agnostic, but I still don't find it funny. I'm not particularly offended by it, but I don't find the thought of anyone being crucified funny.

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    . . .why are you guys suddenly making me look like a bad guy?geez...what i ment is that its a crp joke...

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    Jesus!

    That's just the exclamation I use when I read/hear jokes that I've read/heard before.

    The inappropriateness of the joke varies with your target.

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    i heard this joke on the crow, and while the scene was good, the joke is mediocre at best.

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    If Jesus told me that joke, I'd crucify him myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic View Post
    Crucifixion is a rubbish way to kill yourself - you can never get the last nail in.

    Anyhoo, I don't think it's inappropriate.
    Now -that- one was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?
    Because he was hammered.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by link31793 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?
    Because he was hammered.
    <3.

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