Deer and Snowballs

[XxSephirothxX]

A few years ago a friend and I looked out a window of my house and saw a deer grazing in the yard 20 or 30 feet away. We watched it for a few seconds, and then he tapped the window. The noise surprised the deer, and it jumped in the air, turned around, and started to run away from the house. But it was moving so quickly that it ran straight into a tree in its attempt to escape. We cracked up.

[oddler]

You people suck.

[CimminyCricket]

I want to hit that deer with a snowball.

LMTO

[Quindiana Jones]

my sister runs over squirrells for fun.

Red or grey?

My dad always tried to run over pheasants. Bastard pheasants.

[escobert]

while on a adventure in the night my buddys and I came across a few deer in a field. I mean hey I live in Vermont the things are EVERYWHERE along with 305839568240698406746746096 other wild animals. Sooo anyways, Eddie deciedes that he need to kill this deer since it obviously is mocking him. so he unties his shoes and chases it with a swiss army knife. No luck however. Damn deer are too fast and their skin seems to be reinfoced with some alien chain mail! Now my buddy Josh chasing skunk while were drunk as a skunk was a bit more sucsessful but, another story for another day!

[Renmiri]

Throwing a snowball on a critter is harmless. And funny.

Nuking a pet on the microwave is evil. That girl is a psycho. I hope you wear iron mesh underwear cause if you piss her off more than boyfriend #1.... Ever heard of Lorena Bobbit ?

[Levian]

I've eaten a few ants, but that's only funny to people under the age of 8.

[Christmas]

I've eaten a few ants, but that's only funny to people under the age of 8.

CAN OGRE HELP ME WITH THOSE ANTS IN MY KITCHEN?

[Levian]

I don't know, schoolyard ants is more my field.

[LoveArya]

I put my dog in my bedroom, the one with the glass door, and when I came home, she looked at me all cute. I smiled and she jumps up and hits the door multiple times. So I ran over to her, and she got more excited. She jumped toward me, hit the door, and did a flip, i was like WTF!?!?I was funny, but im glad she wasnt hurt.

[Jess]

Some of these stories are mean!

[Nominus Experse]

Some of these stories are mean!

And bordering on the lines of evil...

[~*~Celes~*~]

Some of these stories are mean!

And bordering on the lines of evil...

Mine was an uncontrollable act A lot of other ones seem to be controllable...that makes me sad.

[LoveArya]

Some of these stories are mean!

And bordering on the lines of evil...

Mine was an uncontrollable act A lot of other ones seem to be controllable...that makes me sad.

I didnt know my dog was going to hit the glass window!

[Kanshisha]

hmmm still about the deer...What a great shot but it was easy because of the deers big as ass...