not a good days,
The worst thing happened dymuring my vacation. I either sprained or fractured my right hand earlier today. I can hardly do a lot of things I can do when my dominant hand is hurting. Making this post on my phone with my left hand is tougher than it seems.
Has anything terrible happened during a vacation?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
When I was two, I went to Tunisia. Whilst there, I was bitten on the chest by a horse. There was blood everywhere. I've also been stung on the eyelid by a wasp while in Cornwall.
Once I had an "episode" during a vacation. I found out later those were a prelude to my epileptic seizures.
Canadian vacation, I was harrassed by bicycle cops. It was partially ridiculous. I was abandoned out in the rain by the people I was staying with for a few hours. They claimed it was own my fault.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
It didn't actually happen during my vacation, but in the process of getting there. My mom had a bag solely for her shoes. The airport lost it. She went into a bitch fit. My family and I had to wait in the airport for three hours until they found her bag. The worse part was that it was LaGuardia Airport which is just as bad as Newark Airport.
When I was 14 at the Lake of the Ozarks some kid stole an antique wrist watch I brought with me.
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When I was twelve and on vacation in Tybee Island, GA I was stung to hell by a jellyfish. That sucked a bunch.
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On one of our first days in Hawaii, BJ sliced his big toe open and got really badly sunburned on the tops of his feet. Didn't really put a damper on things though; he's a trooper.
My thumb got slammed in our motorhome and bled all over the place while we were camping when I was little. That was pretty terrible.
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I've gotten pretty violently ill on a few holidays. Sunburns are horrendous. I think I cut myself up something fierce once too. I'm basically the most accident prone person I know so this trout always happens to me.
I once got sunburned so bad that putting a shirt on hurt for a couple of days. That was awful.
I put my hand through a big glass window once. Now I have a crescent-shaped scar on my right hand, at the base of my thumb. Apparently I missed the nerve by millimeters!
the summer I went to church camp I didn't poop for a week
wait what?
This reminds me. I went on vacation to Florida for my friend's wedding and I was in the shower, about to shave my legs. I stupidly had left the razor in a toiletry bag with no kind of safety device on it and I cut the hell out of the middle finger on my left hand. You can still see the scar.Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Were you sick or just poopshy?
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Strong market demand for insurance companies that provide coverages for all cases listed above.
On a road trip with my folks, I had altitude sickness somehow. I basically had to sit in the car while my parents went into a National Park someday, door open, puking everywhere.
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