I just got a weird spam message in my email saying, "Let us cleanse your colon." No thanks, my colon is fine. No touch!
Discuss odd and/or amusing emails. :mog:
I just got a weird spam message in my email saying, "Let us cleanse your colon." No thanks, my colon is fine. No touch!
Discuss odd and/or amusing emails. :mog:
hah, you mom sounds awesome.
colon cleansing is actually something people do before they start a diet. it's just an extreme laxative from what i understand. maybe it's for people that are full of ?
the weirdest email i've gotten recently is an email from some tax service place telling me to make sure i get my federal and state taxes in before the end of the month.... i live in canada. i replied and told them i paid my canadian taxes already. and that i don't live in the US to begin with.
A while back i got a weird email wanting me to be an assasin for hire.
I accepted of course
I got a scam email from some "lady in like Germany" or something like that claiming to have "cancer of the breasts" and saying how her "husband is dead and I haven't married since" and she only has "a few days to live" and she "needs someone to give her money to" and she "knows there are so many scam emails out dealing with money" and just LOL @ SCAM EMAILZ
Also I occasionally get email ads for viagra and ciallis and other misc. stuff all the time. If I had a penis to enlarge, maybe then i would actually care but since i don't, I junk it all.
I clean my colon (: ) all the time. If I don't, it starts to get all droopy and bleargh (; ).
I got one that said I won the European lottery and that I need to claim my 5,000,000 euros.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
A few years back, I got an email advertising 25 cent donkey rides.
I like enemas.
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all my spam e-mail is junk like "long overdue PLEASE READ" or "student loan in arrears" or "have contacted collection agency blah blah blah"
I'm like, where do spammers even get my address gosh
(-o-)
-tie fighter
I never get spam emails ^_^
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
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Pharmaceuticals, weight loss, watches, sexual aids and qualifications. All apparently being offered by women. No thanks.
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