Director: Ok, Sephiroth, Cloud it's your big fight scene. According to the script its all in midair. How?

Sephiroth: We'll, I am the One-winged Angel, and the major villain, so I have an excuse.

Director: What's your excuse Cloud?

Cloud: Well.. heh... I AM the most wonderful video game hero of all time, and I think I perfected the art of flying.

Director: And what is that?

Cloud: I fall... and.. ur... miss the ground.


Yup, it's bad, but I thought of it.