I have some great drunken stories, but they're better told in person. Send me $25USD via Paypal and you'll have access to the following hilarious stories delivered via HD video!

- That Time I Got Tied To A Cross And Carried Around While People Threw Crap At Me
- That Time I Sang Christmas Carols For Money... In September
- That Time I Was Threatened With Arrest
- That Other Time I Was Arrested But My Friend Talked The Officer Out Of It
- That Time I Attacked A Pile Of Cinder Blocks
- That Time I Woke Up Next To Someone With All My Clothes On And None Of Hers
- That Time I Woke Up Next To A Campus Security Officer
- That Time The Sprinklers Woke Me Up
- That Time That Homeless Bum Kicked Me Off His Bench At 3 AM
- That Time I Dealt Drugs With Those Two Homeless Bums At That Church
- That Time I Woke Up To My Friend Having A Foursome Right Next To Me
- That Time I Went Back To Highschool
- That Time I Blacked Out In The Middle Of My Exam And Woke Up With It Done
- That Time I Fought An Entire Dorm With Three Other People... And Won
- That Time I Got That Scar
- That Time The Police Came Knocking On My Door The Next Morning With A Warrant

And many more!