*motorbike scene. what happened in reality.*

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00009.jpg

tifa: cloud. theres something i forgot to tell you.

cloud: what?

tifa: i cant drive!

http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/fmvshots...ycle/00024.jpg

cloud: oh. well i never learned to juggle while doing handstands and that never stopped me from doing it...oh...i see your point. youll pick it up as you go along! just continue with the fleeing the city! *starts riding the bike*



*the soldiers are attacking the truck and Cloud is slashing them and accidently cuts off Red XIII's tail*


Red: GAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY TAIL!!! YOU CUT OFF MY TAIL!!
Cloud: er...Sorry!!
Aeris: Don't worry! *grabs some tape and uses it to attatch the tail*
Red:......
Tifa: Watch what you're doing Clod!!
*Cloud starts slashing more soldiers and nearly beheads Barret*
Barret: WHOA!!! GET YOU SPIKEY ASS AWAY FRO--*Cloud accidently removes Barret's other arm*
Cloud: Whoops....


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I tried :P