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    Pluto is no longer a planet. Will they ever make up their minds?

    PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) — Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

    After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is — and isn't — a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

    Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell — a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings — urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.

    "It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

    The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.

    For now, membership will be restricted to the eight "classical" planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

    Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."

    Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

    Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun — "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

    It was unclear how Pluto's demotion might affect the mission of NASA's New Horizons spacecraft, which earlier this year began a 9 1/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.

    The decision at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects.

    That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing.

    Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology, has nicknamed "Xena."

    Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.

    Brown was pleased by the decision. He had argued that Pluto and similar bodies didn't deserve planet status, saying that would "take the magic out of the solar system."

    "UB313 is the largest dwarf planet. That's kind of cool," he said.
    How does everyone feel about this?

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    Things are as they should be. Pluto was never a planet in the first place.

    At best, it's a former moon of Neptune.

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    Just as long as they stay away from Uranus.
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    I thought this was about the movie Rejected
    Leave some shards under the belly
    Lay some grease inside my hand
    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    I hate them so much. Pluto's the best. One day Pluto'll fall on their heads and then they'll be sorry. And I will the Queen of Pluto, for my undying loyalty.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    man pluto was cool to it was small and alone like.... i dont know but it was

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    Pluto is a dog you geeks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    Pluto is a dog you geeks.
    EXACTLY!!!!

    And, more importantly, how does Mickey Mouse feel about all this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bantam View Post
    Just as long as they stay away from Uranus.
    <del>You're</del> your always so possessive You should share!! I feel like nothing but an object to you!
    Last edited by bipper; 08-24-2006 at 07:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellas18 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    Pluto is a dog you geeks.
    EXACTLY!!!!

    And, more importantly, how does Mickey Mouse feel about all this???
    I'm pretty sure Mickey is very well aware that his dog is not a planet.


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    I'm getting confused...

    I always thought he was!

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    does mickey beet pluto? i think he does.

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    So why is Ceres and Xena not planets? They don't cross any paths and meet the requirements. These ASStronomers are a bunch of crack snorting dolphins!

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    Even planets can fail. We shall rename this floating turd of an astroid to Marick.

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    Everyone knows astronomy is the most useless science, and we'd all be better off building a big shield around our planet to get rid of those pesky stars from our view. That pesky sun will be gone too!

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