
Originally Posted by
crazybayman
The one where he's trying to teach Ashley how to pick up for herself:
"ya gotta make pretend there's a tick in your neck, like the army tried to do this experiment on you, that went terribly wrong.
BACK UP! BACK UP!
MIND-YO'-BUSINESS, DAS-ALL, JUS'-MIND'-YO'-BUSINESS!!!"
And the one where Will made the campaign video for Uncle Phil for his election to supreme court judge:
"Watch Philip Banks take a bite out of crime, b-b-bite out of crime, b-b-bite, b-b-bite........"