I hate getting hiccups...!
I hate getting hiccups...!
Hypocritical, ignorant, meaningless, lazy, immature, and/or religious persons that force their agenda onto others.
So basically, most people upon this planet.
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*shouts "and work!"*Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Well as of recent events in my life...stupid people.
Ditto.
Honourable mention goes to fire alarms
Pray, Heal, Influence with Giant Hammer.... This is how white mages get their work done. You all didn't think those red triangles on my robe are there for good looks did you?
My memory.
Once I was looking for the hand cream (I'll let you realise why) I was drunk and I came accross something that looked like hand cream. *DUNDUNDUN!!* To my horror, after I used it, I red the label. "Hair Gel"!!! AHHHH!!!! The worst memories are always the funniest.
In response to the beginning posters in this thread, yes women are insane. We know this. But keep in mind the words of author Nora Ephron, "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit they are crazy."
I have two pains at the moment. One's name is Nick and the others name will be Lukas...
Wise input. Thank you.In response to the beginning posters in this thread, yes women are insane. We know this. But keep in mind the words of author Nora Ephron, "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit they are crazy."
I like this one better:In response to the beginning posters in this thread, yes women are insane. We know this. But keep in mind the words of author Nora Ephron, "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit they are crazy."
I have two pains at the moment. One's name is Nick and the others name will be Lukas...
A woman with out a man is like a fish with out a bicycle.
Mushrooms.
And, uh, when my imaginary friends beat me at games. Damn them.
So, very, very, true.I like this one better:In response to the beginning posters in this thread, yes women are insane. We know this. But keep in mind the words of author Nora Ephron, "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit they are crazy."
I have two pains at the moment. One's name is Nick and the others name will be Lukas...
A woman with out a man is like a fish with out a bicycle.
Is it so very terrible if fish are without bicycles?Just checking, y'know.
That is the point of the quoteIs it so very terrible if fish are without bicycles?
To me, it points out the preversion love has on our socialisticly tempered minds. Therefore, I blame all pain on love.
bipper
There watching you as I speak
Really?
I hate it when other imaginary friends try to kill you then other people stare at you when your screaming for help. Those sneaky bastards!
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