View Poll Results: Lick Peanut Butter Off A Hobo's Foot or Be Trapped In A Cage With A Tiger For 10 Min?

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    I'd take the tiger. If he wants to pick a fight with me I'll just have to beat him up
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    I'd rather eat than be eaten.

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    The tiger probably wouldn't attack me or anything, so I'll go with the cage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    The tiger PROBABLY wouldn't attack me or anything, so I'll go with the cage.
    Seems a bit risky to me. Bring on the peanut butter.

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    I'd take my chances with the tiger over the hobo diseases any day. I know Kung Fu....

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    Trapped with a tiger. They don't attack if you're looking in it's eyes.



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    10 minutes is a long time....maybe the best answer would be both. Let the tiger eat the hobo for 10 minutes....and avoid the hobo dieases. For all you kong fu artists and tiger experts I hope that the tiger isnt too hungry. He wieghs alot and is very strong. He would break every bone in your body and would tear you into pieces...just thought Id add that.

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    It depends are we talking about tigers or "tigers"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovehurts View Post
    10 minutes is a long time....maybe the best answer would be both. Let the tiger eat the hobo for 10 minutes....and avoid the hobo dieases. For all you kong fu artists and tiger experts I hope that the tiger isnt too hungry. He wieghs alot and is very strong. He would break every bone in your body and would tear you into pieces...just thought Id add that.

    I am also very strong, think of me as a young Arnold Schwarzenegger (without all the muscle and strength)....

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    If we are talking about "tigers" you could even be the strongest man in the world...:rolleyes2

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    id do that crocodile dundee thing. i also, id make sure it was a tiger cub. much different than a tiger/
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Is the hobo hot?


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    To be honest, I'd lick the peanut butter.

    I mean, the hobo has the possibility of being clean. Not all hobos are filthy people. What if he just became homeless? I'm sure that his feet are in tolerable condition.

    Besides, even if the feet were rancid beyond all belief, I could deal with a foul taste in my mouth. I could go home and brush my teeth about ten times, and forget the whole ordeal. As opposed to being in a cage with a tiger where something as extreme as death could occur.

    In concluding, I'm highly doubting I will be put in either of these situations. So, really, take my reply with a grain of salt. That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    Is the hobo hot?
    No. The hobo is in his late 50's and his toenails are a nasty shade of brown and yellow.

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    The reserved option.

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