View Poll Results: How do you kill misquitoes?

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  • Toliet Paper

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    Default CRUSH!

    When there is a misquito flying around do you crush it with your hands?
    Or newspaper?


    I'll be honest that if theres nothing lying around I smash it inbetween my hands, but I prefer to use toliet paper, or a newspaper especially if it just bit you, so you won't get your own blood on your hands.

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    In-flight mosquitoes I will catch or crush with my hand. I squash them with a swat if they are on a surface (so I don't hurt my hand).
    Things like bees and wasps I will always smash with a weapon of some sort.

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    The mosquito would have been killed by my poison releasing pours before I saw said insect. In fact, the internet is my only way to socialize because of this.

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    KUNG FU.

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    Ugh...the thought of squishing them with my hand is just disgusting. Although if it's a moth or a spider crawling on me, or flying, I will swat them away with my hand. I usually use a shoe to kill stuff, though. Paper is too thin, man.
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    I use my sword. Sometimes people get hurt, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    KUNG FU.
    Ohh freakin-a... Delicious.

    As for me I just smack 'em or somethin.

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    The hand help bug zapper that looks like a mini tennis racket.

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    Mosquitoes know better then to fly around me, so I don't have this problem.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    I don't have anything remotely resembling a mosquito problem. :D Besides, if there were any around, they'd eat my little brother across the room, not me. :D

    If I do happen to see a mosquito though, I would kill it with... pretty much anything lying around that I can pick up.

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    I usually just brush it away. I feel bad if I kill an insect accidentally. :{
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    Whatever kills it deadest.

    *haet mosquitos*

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    I go medieval on dey ass!
    PH33R teh Rainbow.

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    I attack them with my hand to get them away, but not to squish them. I don't want death on me hands! >:O
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I shoot them out the sky with a well-aimed sneeze.
    Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-10-2006 at 11:17 AM.

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