How many kids will you have?

[The Devil Man]

I am on a Thread-creating rampage

This morning, in the UK, in London, there was a short news article on TV about a woman with a jaw-dropping 12 kids

That freaked me out a little. I mean... 12 kids! How can a woman squeeze out 12 kids?! How can ya handle so many years of pregnancy? How can you give love and equal amounts of attention to 12 kids? More importantly... how can you remember the names and birthdays of all 12 kids!?

So Devil Man's question for the day is: How many kids will you have in the future? Will you have a fortune-saving Zero or a more manageable 3? Or will you be a lean-mean baby-producing machine and pop out 6, 7 or 8 kids, one after the other? Or even more!?

I think, with my future girlfriend/wife's permission, I'd like about 3. 4 would be nice too. What about you guys, or those that already are parents?

[Meat Puppet]

That fortune-saving zero looks nice, Devil Man. I think I will take that.

[black orb]

>>> Zero..

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Can't say that decision lies solely with me. Having said that, my own daughter, she don't even know me and when I went inside her momma told her I was dead which in a way I was

[Venom]

1.

[Rye]

I dunno if I'd even have a kid, but if I did, one is the limit.

[Christmas]

That depends on how many that stork can deliver to me I guess.

[The Devil Man]

I dunno if I'd even have a kid, but if I did, one is the limit.

Sweet Rye is the apple of Devil Man's eye

I'd also adopt, for sure, without question. Maybe 2 kids if my girlfriend/wife agrees.

[Faris]

I have no idea. I'm not even sure if I want kids!

[Polaris]

I really really want four, but four its' too many kids to take care and you have think also about the money, I want to give them everything that I can and I want to pay attention to them so two would be nice and I really want to adopt one... I won't make the same thing as my mother coz i was 10 when my sister bornt and now we're very different and she wants to play with me and I don't want so they can't have a big age difference

[feona17]

Hmm... my whole life I've always said 2 but if I can, MAYBE 3. ^_^;

[Madame Adequate]

Two kids is the max I would consider. If I have them at all, which I don't think I stand much chance of

[Miriel]

4!

It's a nice even number.

I think it would be very very lonely to be an only child. This just comes from the fact that I only had my brother and even then it got lonely at times when we were mad at each other and we wouldn't talk for days. I always envied people who had lots of brothers and sisters. Both my parents had 4 other siblings so I have tons of aunts and uncles and cousins which is awesome.

Having a big family is a great thing, I think.

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah, it gets lonely being an only child, but that gets made up for because you never have to fight siblings for stuff, and you get all the toys/games/outings for yourself.

Not having to share > being an only child.

[Loony BoB]

Birth to one, half way done!
Birth to two, that'll do!
Birth to three, vasectomy!