Birth to one, half way done!
Birth to two, that'll do!
Birth to three, vasectomy!
Zero! Kids!? Nooooo way! I don't want any AT ALL, E-V-A!!!
1: I think one would be nice. I'd give him/her all my love and undivided attention!
2 would be sweet. Then they'd have a brother or sister to play with too.
3 for me! I love kids!
4 is great. I really love kids 
5 because I really, REALLY love kids!
6+ but I'll have to work every hour under the Sun to feed 'em all.
10+ I'm just gonna pop 'em out, one after the other, for the rest o' my life.
Birth to one, half way done!
Birth to two, that'll do!
Birth to three, vasectomy!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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