You want to know the secrets of my devilshly handsome good looks? Well, let's see. Sometimes I comb my hair, that's usually a crowd-pleaser. Oh, and if it's a special occasion, (like my birthday) I'll clean my teeth, and when I smile, girls go weak at the knees. Some of them are so infatuated by me that they vomit!

That's pretty much it. I know it's hard to believe that looking as good as me is that simple, but try it and you'll really notice the difference!