Let's get some razors and shave our way across the country one two three go.
Guys: I'm more hairy then Yogi Bear and proud of it! 
Come feel my rug!
Guys: I got a little bit of hair, here and there (a rhyme!)
Guys: I am as smooth as a baby's ass. Yeah baby! 
Girls: Ooooo, yeah! I like hairy men so they can keep me warm on a cold Winters night. Yum! 
Girls: Hmm... a little bit of hair shows you're a man and not a boy, so some hair is good!
Girls: Eeew, eeew, eeew! You're coming with me to get waxed, RIGHT NOW! 
Let's get some razors and shave our way across the country one two three go.
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