Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
We'll take them both down and dominate once more just as soon as we find cures for Liverpool Striker Syndrome and Liverpool Goalkeeper Syndrome.
What you need is a keeper with a good solid face. That keeps 'em out. As for your striker problem, I can't help you there. It seems that no matter how good a goalscorer you guys sign, once he pulls on a red shirt he becomes an inept, talentless buffoon. Maybe you should speed up the process next time and just sign Francis Jeffers.

So he's like Luis Garcia Jr.?
Yes, only more attractive.