Your Opinions on Floating Eyeballs

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This kind of heated debate belongs in EoEo.

Floating eyeballs have always been discriminated by the rest of the floating body parts, and I for one think it's wrong. I don't care what the bible states about floating eyeballs being infidels, they don't deserve this treatment.

This is why I propose that we make a new forum. A free forum. A FORUM WHERE FLOATING EYEBALL SLAVERY SHALL BE ABOLISHED!

At least that's what we'll make them think. We need more floating eyeball slaves over here. They'll be drawn to the forum like chins to bricks.

Why can't you stand up for Zombie rights, too! You hypicrite!

Because zombies are our slaves. Now get back to the fields, you freak.