Father - WTF? DIDN'T YOU LISTEN YOUR MOM! CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Me - I'm going... I'm going!
Father - What? Are you talking to me like that? Today you own't go to the computer!
Me - Tch fine whatever *goes to my room and shut the door*

A few minutes later

Father - Have you cleaned your room?
Me - Yes I did...
Father - Why the hell are you looking at me like that? Tomarrow no computer!
Me - What?
Father - You are complaining? Monday with no computer!
Mother - Come on leave her alone we have to go shopping!

One hour later

Father *talking to me* - Sweetit, sweetie do you want to go to the computer?
Mom - WHAT' you just told her she couldn't go to the computer!
Father - I know but I can't be mad at her!