Spiders suck because they're small, camoflaged, and they poison people for no reason. I'd like them if they just ate flies, but instead thay also have to suck.

Geckos, on the other hand, eat flies and don't suck. They force weak hearted spiders to heart attacks and eat them too.

Conclusion: I like this thread very much. It makes me happy.
In fact,. I'm adding it to my Favorites list so I can visit here when I'm feeling down.