A man from Cincinnati died and went to Hell. As the Devil walked around one day he ran into the man wearing a huge smile on his face and asked, "Why are you wearing a t-shirt and that stupid smile? This is Hell, you're supposed to be hot and miserable down here!"

The man replied, "Ah, Hell ain't that bad. I'm from Cincinnati. The summer sun up there is really scorching. This is nothing by comparison."

The Devil walked away puzzled thinking to himself, "I'll fix this." So the Devil goes to the furnace and turns it up to 'high.' A few days later the Devil finds the man from Cincinnati standing around with his shirt off but still with a smile on his face.

"What's wrong with you!" The Devil says. "Aren't you hot yet?"

"Nah," says the man, "This reminds me of the days in my youth when I used to work in the field with my brother harvesting corn. Thanks for reminding me, I hadn't thought about him in a long time!"

That really ticks off the Devil. "I'll make him miserable one way or another," he thinks. So he goes to the furnace and turns it off, and decides to turn on the Air Conditioner to 'MAX.' A few days later he tracks down the man from Cincinnati, which turned out not to be all that hard to do because he was jumping and screaming like mad. The Devil in his sinister way walks up to the man. "Hehehehe! You're miserable now aren't you!" he cackles.

"Hell no!" says the man. "I've never been happier! THE BENGALS WON THE SUPER BOWL!"