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    hahahahah...it hurts chicks gettin hit in hte boobs too....so..either way...i spose...chicks are more aggressive hten dudes...and chicks kick dudes in the balls alot due to htis....whereas...dudes never really kick a chick in the vagina...so...this leaves room for experimentation....

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    Apparently having a golf ball inserted through your penis would be the equivalent to giving birth. So, if you think that being kicked in the nuts wouldn't hurt as much as that...

    I'd say pregnancy is definitely much more painful. Plus, we do have sensitive areas, like Faris and Iceglow said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Apparently having a golf ball inserted through your penis would be the equivalent to giving birth. So, if you think that being kicked in the nuts wouldn't hurt as much as that...
    That's going too far. A golf ball literally would not fit, as it's not biologically designed to stretch that wide for any reason. That would probably be impossible, and would end up in a very bloody mess if you (somehow) tried it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    In terms of pain per second, I'd say being kicked in the groin, because just a split second of the foot being in the groin is enough to paralyse a man. If it lasted as long as childbirth did, I think the man would die of shock.
    I agree with that too, it's the same when you eat an ice-cream and you get a brain-freeze.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    That's going too far. A golf ball literally would not fit, as it's not biologically designed to stretch that wide for any reason. That would probably be impossible, and would end up in a very bloody mess if you (somehow) tried it.
    The fallacy's continue when someone said it's like shoving a melon through your nostril.

    I hate when you get hit where it hurts and you have about 3 seconds where you are just waiting for the pain to come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Women don't complain often about pain
    what


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jess View Post
    Apparently having a golf ball inserted through your penis would be the equivalent to giving birth. So, if you think that being kicked in the nuts wouldn't hurt as much as that... :p
    That's going too far. A golf ball literally would not fit, as it's not biologically designed to stretch that wide for any reason. That would probably be impossible, and would end up in a very bloody mess if you (somehow) tried it.
    Well, to be fair, childbirth is pretty bloody and messy too. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Women don't complain often about pain
    Not all.

    One time I sprained my ankle and whined about it for a month.

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    Well maybe I am too used to Twisted Tinkerbell who is pretty good with pain, unless I ever accidentally inflicted it then I never hear the end of it.

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    My mother can't take pain. Whenever she so much as stubs her toe she acts like someone just put her balls in a blender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    I agree with Psychotic. Or do I? Yes, I do.
    I have a fan. Or do I? Yes, I do.

    I'm going with groin for this. Child-birth's a bitch, and hurts for a long time. But I think a good kick to the bollocks hurts more for that instant. Also, if it's hard enough, the pain lingers for a good day or so.

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    Well I've never experienced childbirth, but I'm sure that's more painful, considering it's drawn out over a period of time.

    Then again, the results of childbirth are better than the results of groin-kick, in fact, that does the opposite in some cases XXDD

    So I guess it depends on what you mean by pain :P
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    This thread is enough to make me want to wear a cup all day every day.

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    Childbirth > Getting kicked in the testes.

    Also I am told that getting hit in the crotch does hurt for girls. Actually, getting hit in the boob, I am told, hurts like hell.


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    punching or squeezing a womans breasts too hard apparently can cause breast cancer...this was told to me by Tinker's, that would explain the body armour in womens boxing.

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    Getting hit in the breasts hurts really bad. And it's not just for a few seconds, also getting hit down there hurts for girls too But guys probably have it worse. As for childbirth, I'd say that it's probably worse, but then I've never experienced it

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