Hello Jess, I want to play a game. All your life you've been a happy girl with an irrational liking for a certain smilie. Well, the device around your head will certainly make you look like that smilie. It is stuck to each side of your mouth and will make you smile more and more till you can smile no more. The key to survive is inside your kneecaps. The clock is ticking. Make your choice, live or die.

Or, you know, Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to Psychotic #2 too