The 5th Anniversary Ciddies Prediction Party - Please vote before you read! -

[Meat Puppet]

1) Best Member
Psychotic

He has won this so many times, he might as well win it again. How many times has he won it, you moan? More than I can bother thinking about! I would look it up in the wiki, but I am so confident that I am right, I am just going to sit back and palm this one out.

[xander]You are no longer my friend.[/xander]

Watch out for: Disease.

2) Best Male
DK

His name makes me think of those coins from Donkey Kong. Or was it koins? Or was it Donkey Kong... Land? I can’t even remember. Wait. Yes. Christmas, I think. Go Lions!

Watch out for: Roto13

3) Best Female
Xander

I never understood this one. Is it the member who is best at being female, or the female best at being a member? And why do I understand the best male, but not the best female? Why am I asking you this? Don’t worry. It doesn’t even matter anymore. Really, I’m trying to be funny. Maybe a little too hard.

Watch out for: ShlupQuack

4) Best Administrator
Roogle

This one was incredibly difficult, because all Administrators are Cid's Knights. :bored: :BORED: OK, Roogle. He did this thing on BYOND. Well, that doesn’t apply here, but go away.

Watch out for: Samuraid

5) Best Cid's Knight
Zeromus_X

I probably don’t have to mention this, but you can make some pretty cool words with his name. He also warned me to watch out for Zeromus_X once. Or... did he tell me to look out for Zeromous_X? Or was he Zeromus_X, BEING a lookout? I’m an idiot. Anyway,

Lookout for: Behold the Void, Del Murder, eestlinc, fire_of_avalon, Hsu, kikimm, Levian, Miriel, Necronopticous, Psychotic, rubah, and Zeromus_X. I mean

6) Best Site Staff
Strider

I don’t even know.

Watch out for: Ninja Turtles, I guess.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
theundeadhero

Wait, no SOMEBODY? Oh, forget it. Come on, theundeadhero, mama needs new boots.

Watch out for: ShlupQuack

8) Best Veteran
nik0tine

None of these, really. I think nik0tine would be the best with animals, though.

Watch out for Maxx Power

9) Best Regular
fantasyjunkie

I don’t even know who fantasyjunkie is.

10) Best Newbie
RiseToFall

I don’t like his avatar, but he falls into the category of newbie, so he may well win.

Watch out for: Roto13. Oh, never mind.

11) Nicest Member
Resha

Despite her intelligence, she would probably lie down on train tracks for people on the internet.
No idea why, though.

Watch out for: rubah

12) Evilest Member
Leeza

Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. Leeza isn’t evil, and you people know it.

Watch out for: Chemical

13) Sexiest Male
Samuraid

I hope Samuraid isn’t too offended by this, but I really suck at detecting sexiness.

Watch out for:

14) Sexiest Female
fire_of_avalon

I

Hello.

15) Cutest Male
Hsu

God, I don’t know. That sickly colored font he used to use melted my heart, I guess.

Watch out for girls.

16) Cutest Female
Lekana

:yap:

17) Best Custom Rank
Supergyration!

I think it brutally penetrates my interests.

Speaking of penetration, Watch out for: that retarded loony guy that Psychotic loves.

18) Best Avatar
Her Majesty's Agent Umaro

Best avatar I’ve seen since the last time I viewed a profile.

Watch out for: ShlupQuack. No, Quin. You know the one.

19) Best Signature
Reno is my man

All this predicting is giving me a hernia.

20) Best Artist
Traffic

He is a great man. He has also posted a lot of his stuff around the artist forums, so he’s pretty recognizable. Personally, I want gixxerman to win. I mean, if his work isn’t so good it makes you vomit, then, well, you’re not me.

Watch out for: Mum

21) Best Graphic Designer
Rengori

Urrrgggh.

22) Best Writer
RSL

23) Best Poet
RSL

24) Best Poster
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Circumflex, I suppose. Doesn’t help, but whatever. Hey, does anyone wanna see my Rodney Dangerfield impression? Too bad. Move on.

Watch out for: Dr Unne

25) Best Spammer
Yamaneko

I think he used all these weird symbols in his post once. Leeza also used them, but she is not an option.

Watch out for: That UK guy

26) Best Chatter

Animegirl1000

Ideally, nobody should be winning this one. I predict a 7-way draw, with no breaking of the ties.

27) Funniest Member
Psychotic

smurf this. I give up.

Watch out for: Conan O’Brien

28) Weirdest Member
Rantzien

Takes self-mutilation to new extremes.

29) Horniest Member
Shiny

I don’t think so. But maybe enough people will think it’s funny to vote for her.

Watch out for: Rye. Same deal.

30) Biggest Fanboy/girl
*~AngelWing~*

I’m bored.

31) Most Normal Member
Raistlin

Too easy.

32) Most Underrated Member
Jebus

I picked this one out of a hat.

33) Most Improved Member
Levian

Naturally, I took to thinking this Ciddie would be perfect for me. But, you know. Levian has improved himself into a Cid's Knight.

Watch out for: I'm my own MILF. I haven’t actually noticed a change in him, but hey, if you think so.

34) Most Masculine Member
Maxx Power

Name gives it away.

Watch out for: Every female nominated for this award. Ugh.

35) Most Feminine Member
Jess

I think so.

Watch out for: Rye

36) Most Missed Member

Aha. This one is too obvious. There’s no way I am missing out on cashing it in big with this diamond.

Chris

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Yeargdribble

This other day, I was playing Vice City Stories, and all of a sudden I became dizzy and felt the end was near. However, I thought “Yeargdribble,” and became so confused, that my mind was taken away from the subject of melting—if only for long enough to run to a save house. Thanks to this nonplussing fellow, I have been saved from many situations similar to that. Hopefully, others would have experienced the same, so I can cash in on some of that sweet prize money. God, I love gambling. Maybe I will need to stake my kidney. I have already lost one. You can survive with no kidney though. I’m uhh.. pretty sure you can.

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O

Uses complex words that melt my mind.

Watch out for: Dr Unne

39) Most Helpful Member
Leeza

Helped me log in when some filthy admin messed around with my internet life. So helpful that I owe Leeza like, one of my knees or something, and she has (yet) to claim it.

Watch out for: Endless.

40) Cutest Couple
Raistlin & Rye

I only just noticed.

Most Likely To…

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rusty

I don’t think they have very many Cid's Knights from down these ways, since Big D left. That’s my logic, anyway. Better than picking names out of hats.

Watch out for: Old Manus

42) Get Banned
sephirothishere

He’s like butter these days, but I think many people will judge him from his earlier days. No. That’s not what I think.

43) Succeed
Kirobaito

A man destined to succeed, I would say.

44) Fail
Levian

I bet him at online poker, so I think. Wait, that could have been a dream.

45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Sephiroth1999AD

I wish Cz was still a legitimate candidate for this award. I would have voted for him. I would have predicted Levian. Since neither are available, I am going with Sephiroth1999AD


46) Be voting for RSL in every category
Jesse1

Why would Jesse1 be doing this, you ask? I don’t know. I picked this one with 1½ die.

47) Not be able to get their fingers out of a finger trap
Jigsaw

Explains itself.

Watch out for: Old Manus

48) Cry when the whale jumps over the boy in Free Willy
Evastio

What can I say?

Watch out for: Shiny

49) Lead a rebellion against the Forums Staff
Psychotic

Dumb.

[xander]stfu[/xander]

50) Get Together

*~Angel Wing~* & Outer Heaven

The stupid awards:

Here you go, Award-Man. I hope you are happy that you have ruined my clean streak of never predicting a Ciddie winner at random. Do not let this inflate you ego, however, as I had also decided to edit this post for another member. NOW. Let me play Solitaire in peace.

If there are any more errors in this post, please go to Psychotic. He once said something about it being a delight to edit my posts, so. Not his exact words, but along those lines.

[xander]It's a delight to edit your posts.[/xander]