I was talking to God, and whilst engaged in an engaging conversation about engagement parties, the subject of EoFF arised. When I asked the Almighty Father if He had made anything better, He said (and I quote):

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No. Don't be ridiculous! EoFF was my most perfect creation!
And then he slapped me back down to Earth, so I could aid in the posting numbers of this great and wonderful place. True story, btw.