Here, I found it with no help from AG at all, no siree.

The award that is always true, MLT win a ciddie for the first time, has an array of candidates. Ranging from the peculiar Veteran Giga guess, who’s been here for who know’s how long, has an array of tricks up his sleeve. Will he try to bribe the voters with his famous Giga points, or run a fair race? Yeah, like that’ll happen. The likes of Alive-man and Lady Yuna could be fierce competition, or at least Alive man could, no one really remembers Yuna anyway. Same goes for that Sephiroth person here, but I digress from my point. The real bout, however, seems to be between the master of Paint and all things hateful, Christmas, and the one all male chauvinistic pigs hope to one day be like, the third person speaker known as Devil man. One has had a gaining popularity and over time and the other with a sudden burst of popularity almost instantly after joining. Can the one call Christmas obtain her reward for all this time, or will her dreams of a Ciddy be dashed again by a mere upstart? Will one of the others pull from behind and overtake them with a surprise underdog victory? Will anyone care enough to read my speech? All shall be revealed with the unveiling of Most likely to win a Ciddie for the first time.