Jessica Simpson is a genius.

[Meat Puppet]

I don’t think she is very attractive. I’m not saying that to be wild and different or anything; I really just find her grotesque. What makes it worse is that she thinks—or pretends to think—that she is some Golden Goddess of sexuality. I could go on, but I try not to think about this stuff. It makes me needlessly mad, so I’ll stop there.

As far as her being smarter than she portrays goes: It’s very possible. But it’s also very disingenuous. If she is doing that, then it is probably worse than her actually being of a low intellect. Really, her fans should support the fact that she is stupid.

EDIT: Hey, this thread made me think of HOOTERS a little bit. :sad: