Unne's post is utter genius; thank you, Unne.


To go along with the flow, however, I will list the attributes of the following zodiac descriptions I fit under:

WESTERN:


The goal for Libra is to witness the importance of co-operation and harmony in human life.
Mostly true in my life, though I imagine most people aim to have such a thing remain true in their lives also.

Libra is represented by a pair of scales - the only sign to be represented by an inanimate object.
This makes me unique, and therefore better. Or something...

This says something about the Libra objective - to be fair and balanced in everything in a detached way - it is an air sign and therefore seeks an ideal. At its best, Libra can view complex situations, maybe emotionally highly charged ones, and come to a balanced view based on a fair consideration of all the options. However, it may take a while to come off the fence! Come down in favour of one side of the scales and the other side goes up and Libra always seeks to restore balance.
True, again, for the most part, and for obvious reasons. Although I will admit that I do find it difficult to make decisions, and it ends up causing me to take months, even seasons to make one decision...

Traits of a Libra:
* Desires popularity
WTF? No I do not - on the highest degree. I loathe being placed in a spotlight and take every means required to remain hidden and away from unnecessary attention.

* Loves art
Couldn't be more true.
* Neat
Yes, very much so
* Dresses up for the occassion
I enjoy dressing up, so most definitely

* Slight perfectionist
Replace slight with a blank and it would be correct.
* Narcisstic
* Charitable
* Bossy at times
All absolutely no.
* Plans ahead
* Attention to detail
Absolutely correct.
* Loves public service
I smurfing loathe it.

Likes...
* Beauty
* Gifts
* Debates
Yes to all, though I have to wonder who would say they do not enjoy gifts...
* Attention
smurf no.
* Intellectual conversations
Yes
* Admiration
* Credit cards
No and no
* Mingling
That could mean a few things...
* Subtle colours, textures
Sometimes, which doesn't really prove this trait's point...
* Haute Coutoure
Who wouldn't?

Dislikes...
* Noise
Yes, I hate it. Silence is far superior.
* Confusion
Wrong; I actually enjoy it in some ways. There is a certain lure to chaos.
* Sloppiness
* Ugliness
Naturally, I agree
* Dirt
* Pressured decisions
* Being rushed
All YES
* Criticism
No, I actually love, and sometimes demand, it.

CHINESE:

I am a Yin Fire Hare/Rabbit/Bunny/Carrot Eating Humping Machine.

Those following traditional Chinese astrology consider people born in the Year of the Rabbit to make ideal diplomats or politicians.
I enjoy debate and politics to an extent, so it may very apply to me, though I have no thoughts of making a career out of being a politician.


In Chinese astrological thought, a "rabbit person" is graceful, cultured and well-mannered. Although Rabbit people get along well with many people, at heart they are considered to be basically reserved creatures, and are only truly happy when engrossed in some sort of scholarly or intellectual activity.
Spot on, really. It truly is. Quote odd...

Rabbit people are considered too sensitive for the world around them; they are not able to thrive in competitive or aggressive environments, and are anxious when others force them to take risks. Their inner world is considered too delicate for unsettled or unpredictable situations, and they tend to create a peaceful and comfortable atmospheres--like rabbit dens--instinctively. According to traditional Chinese astrology, this characteristic makes them very hospitable and attentive people, who take care of those around them.
True, for the most part. If you are indeed a close friend, I will do such things, and I do feel that I make a "nest" of sorts....

The average Rabbit person emphasizes the importance of small details. They pay attention to everything from color, design and furniture to food and conversation. And only when they are sure that everything has been arranged as they wish can these people relax and have fun.
We call these people stiff - and I am one of them.

Person born in the year of Rabbit often lead a conservative lifestyle where one of the most important things is their security. This quality has a negative side also: opting for safety over risk, they may miss good opportunities. This does not imply that these people are frivolous or irresponsible, for when they truly believe in something, they are serious, persevering and capable.
NO.

Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke Rabbit people. They are sentimental and compassionate. They can be moved by the personal problems you share with them.
Dead on, I think...


And I am not even going to bother with Vedic: it's simply going to say the same exact abstract, open things that most could apply to their life in one form or another.

Additionally, this post is far too long and makes my eyes hurt. Maybe I ought to cast Editga on it, eh?