Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
So, imagine for a moment that you die. Your filthy, sinful soul is sent to the deepest pits of the Netherworld where it is encased in the body of a small blue penguin that will explode whenever thrown. You are then made the slave of a sadistic child-overlord who forces you to cook, clean, and be used as cannon fodder 20 hours a day without pay until you've atoned.

What sins got you there in the first place?
I'd just wait for someone to summon her and have her level reduced to 1.
Pfft. Even if she was level one she'd still kick your ass. You're a freakin' prinny! ^_^