I am the author. You are the pants. I outrank you!

[vorpal blade]

"We can't stop here. This is kupo nut country."
"May the moogles be with you."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful chicken."
"You're gonna need a bigger chocobo."
"As God is my noodle, I'll never be hungry again."

[Tasura]

Peanut Butter! Why did it have to be Peanut butter?

[NeoCracker]

Love means never having to say you're pants.

[Vermachtnis]

<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to oops.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=oops&ans=138" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

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<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">We are indeed drifting into the arena of the kitties.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=kitties&ans=134" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

[Bunny]

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<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">Rubber Ducky? We ain't got no rubber ducky! We don't need no rubber ducky! I don't have to show you any stinking rubber ducky!</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=rubber ducky&ans=27" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

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SHAZAM!

[Madame Adequate]

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<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">If you build it, explody will come.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=explody&ans=29" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

[NeoCracker]

You want the Spam?! You Can't Handle the Spam!

[vorpal blade]

When there's no more room in hell, the cheese will walk the earth.

[fire_of_avalon]

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Now there's gatorade all over the floor. THANKS

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AND AGAIN.

Here is mine. xD note, foa constrictors are like boa constrictors, but sexier.

<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the foa constrictors.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=foa constrictors&ans=139" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>
EDIT: Here is another!
<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">There is a foa coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=foa&ans=115" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

EDIT2: OKAY THIS IS THE FOR REAL LAST ONE.

<div style="background:#fff; text-align:center; padding:8px 32px;margin:0px 10%;border:8px #acc solid;color:#000"><p style="font-size:1.6em;font-family:impact,verdana,arial; margin:16px; color:#000">And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my foa.</p><p><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=foa&ans=62" style="color:#077">Which movie was this quote from?</a></p><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php" method="get">Get your own quotes: <input type="text" name="word" SIZE=10> <input type="submit" value="Generate" class="button"></form></div>

EDIT 3: I HAD TO DO IT

Ray, if someone asks if you are a foa, you say, 'yes!'

[Jessweeee♪]

You want the Spam?! You Can't Handle the Spam!

LOLXDROFLWAFFLELMAO

Pants? PANTS! We don't have time for pants!

[Cruise Control]

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[Gnostic Yevon]

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[GooeyToast]

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[Momiji]

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the pants.

It works perfectly...I think.

[Ko Ko]

The greatest trick the Devil pulled on the world was convincing them that Jesus didn't exist.

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A boy's best friend is his Iriko.
(YEAH!)

I feel the need - the need for Iriko!
(You better ><)

What do you want to marry Iriko for, anyhow?
(Well I don't know, I'm beautiful!)


This thing is fantastic.