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    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Guilty

    Even in RPGs thiefs who get caught are guilty
    Not if your in the Thieves Guild
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    He is not guilty, belho is. He should clearly get off scott free, and they should arrest his Character sheet instead.
    Case dismissed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    What kind of run involves raiding a lingerie store? Seriously, with the Megacorps around you'd think that Shadow Runners would have more interesting things to do.
    Ffft, it was probably another one of Aztechnology's projects.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6430683.stm

    He's been found guilty.

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    Well, that really ruined all of the fun I was having.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    What kind of run involves raiding a lingerie store? Seriously, with the Megacorps around you'd think that Shadow Runners would have more interesting things to do.
    Ffft, it was probably another one of Aztechnology's projects.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6430683.stm

    He's been found guilty.
    This is Lunacy! Him, an innocent man, gets punished! What of that Sleezy elf? She Gets off scott free? This case should be taken to the highest courts in the country! The Supreme Court shall here of this, for they will clearly understand that it is that menacing, evil sheet of paper that belongs in the cell, dropping the soap so buba can rape it! I shall not sleep until this travesty is undone!

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    You'll probably go to sleep soon after this won't you?


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    No court should have heard this case. Obviously the DM should settle the issue.

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    I dunno, his account could get banned for improper use of items not being used within the guidelines of the User Contract User Agreement!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie View Post
    I dunno, his account could get banned for improper use of items not being used within the guidelines of the User Contract User Agreement!
    Shadowrun's an old-style pen and paper RPG :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie View Post
    I dunno, his account could get banned for improper use of items not being used within the guidelines of the User Contract User Agreement!
    Shadowrun's an old-style pen and paper RPG :P
    Although they just got up to 4th Edition, which is pretty sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    No court should have heard this case. Obviously the DM should settle the issue.

    Exactly. Everyone knows the DM is the highest court in this situation. Break out the dice and start figuring out the saving points. Sad thing, it will be added to the list of reasons D&D and other games are bad for children. Now excuse me, the voice in my head wants me to go bludgeon thy neighbor and rob the local jewelry store, if I can make it past the bugbear in my backyard...
    "Why should I do good, when being bad is what I'm good at."

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    Why make such a big deal of such a little thing? Let the man have his damn fun being an elf, elves are awesome, and, it was only a couple pairs of undrgarments. Who the hell gives a hell?
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by fantasyjunkie View Post
    I dunno, his account could get banned for improper use of items not being used within the guidelines of the User Contract User Agreement!
    Shadowrun's an old-style pen and paper RPG :P
    DOH! I should have known that! I'll never be able to show my face to a DM again

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    What an idiot. He could have simply gone out to the zoo and killed a few animals, and he'd have accumulated enough loot to trade for the undergarments, and gotten some XP to boot.
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    He should put more ranks into Bluff.

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