Maybe a little too girly?

[Hazzard]

Let's face it people. This game suck so much ass, it should be a new brand of Huggies. This game suck so much ass, Opera Winfrey wouldn't have problem sitting on it. This game sucks so much ass, it makes the sewage system seem like Care Bear land.

Need I say more?

This game sucks so much ass, that the asses are turning red and starting to swell...