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    I don't know whether to applaud that woman's initiative or scorn her for being such a whore.
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    why are whores scorned so? hehehe

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    Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

    And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

    I pity them mostly.
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    they should be no more competition than any woman for one, and it's not as though it's anything more than sex if i understand how it works, whereas a normal woman can make the man stray in a more significant way, that is it's less likely the man will leave you for a prostitute than a normal woman who may not even know he's married.

    true prostitution is usually like a slave trade, but legal prostitution, like that in nevada, is highly regulated and oddly, quite safe. that being said, this is the exception, not the rule so for the most part you're right.

    but i think in this case it would count as on the safer end of the spectrum. also if one ever were to use the services of such a lady, you would think him more inclined to use protection, but i suppose that's just me.

    oh well...i'm not defending them per se...just saying i don't know what the inner workings of the mind are that make someone decide to sell sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

    And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

    I pity them mostly.
    Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

    And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

    I pity them mostly.
    Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.
    Did you really?
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.
    Awww... She never deserved you. You will be better off without her in the long run
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    I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

    "Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void View Post
    I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

    "Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"
    I think the official version would be "Daddy gave Mommy a beatiful bird that she could fly (in a computer game) and Mommy instantly made love to him (just make sure you tell them as long as they don't yet know what "making love" means)".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spannermam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

    And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

    I pity them mostly.
    Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.
    Did you really?
    fraid so.

    Quote Originally Posted by ren
    Awww... She never deserved you. You will be better off without her in the long run
    ha thanks! I was a lower level, so I prolly deserved it.

    Quote Originally Posted by beholdthenoid
    I do want to say though, from the look of it she enjoyed the sex so much that she's going back for more. So, let's say, hypothetically, that they hook up. Get married, maybe have a few kids. How would you recount the story of how you met?

    "Mommy sold her body for 5,000 World of Warcraft gold and Daddy was the one who paid!"
    While I would enjoy seeing something work out, it just seems too odd. Seeing a regretable decision work out is considered luck; and I would hope they would remember this in thier pursuit of happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Well we married women hate the competition, i.e. the fact that whores may "make" our husbands stray. Of course any married guy that goes with a whore is worse than the whore but wives usually like to place the blame on the whore.

    And they have a horrible life usually, dying young and violently or terribly sick. Whores have also always been a source of disease.

    I pity them mostly.
    Hey, same goes for men :P I lost my wife to some guy off WoW.
    Yeah... Some girl did that on FFXI on my server when I played. She was married and her and her husband both played on Pandemonium... then next thing I hear she left him for some guy she met on the game. :P

    I think that's all pretty smurfed up.

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    I guess now I'm just surprised they even have sex drives.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Omecle View Post
    I guess now I'm just surprised they even have sex drives.

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    It's like Pretty Woman... only she's not very pretty and they're both losers.

    Go WoW.

    She did say they're meeting again - and this time she's putting out for free. Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful relationship - maybe they'll get married and have little nerdlettes.

    Boldly go.

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