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I am in love with an unlicensed psychologist, what do I do?
It's a good thing you came to me to talk about such a serious topic. Don't bother. Let me be the first to tell you that all unliscenced psychologist are dead beat losers who like to belittle others in a sad attempt to bring meaning to their pathetic existence. I don't know who this person is but take my advice not to bother unless alcohol and loneliness are invloved.

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Can I be your receptionist?
Certainly... I don't have to pay you though? Not one patient has payed me yet. Until I get payed, no one gets payed
If you give me mocking rights of your patients, that will be pay enough. If you give me bashing rights of your patients, I will overlook the fact I have to wear a skanky cocktail dress.
Certainly, I wouldn't have it any other way. I prefer my skanky co-workers to be bitchy and nasty like myself.