how do u like ur girlfriend/boyfriend to b?

[Dreddz]

Oh, you know, the usual. Great body, loves you fanatically, plays videogames, can beat you at videogames, is kinky in the bedroom, and has, if possible, struck it rich on a gold mine.

[Jebus]

Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

[han_keep_smilin]

Alive.

Dead people don't say no.

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lmao.

i like mostly nice persnallity, i dont mind if they have nice looks thats nice but i dont care if they dont, i go for personality.

i like funny guys that make me laugh (obviously)

i dont like boys that move too fast but i dont like it when they move REALLY slow. middle for me

i know i lot of boys like to move fast but i really dont like them, there cocky.

i like being friends with them first before i go out with them, you know them more and you know you will probably still be friends if you break up ( unless its a bad one)

i like one guy now but i dont know what hes like, he has a really nice personallity though and hes a friend.

[Ouch!]

Er... I don't know. There are certain physical qualities to which I'm particularly attracted (specifically a short girl and red hair), but I wouldn't put either of those as a requirement.

I guess someone with whom I enjoy spending time would be a good match. That doesn't mean that she has to enjoy doing everything I enjoy doing. Really, a lot of the things I really, really enjoy (writing and reading for example) aren't exactly group activities. Then again, there was that one time when I was reading smutty novels out loud to a group of my friends in Barnes and Noble. We skipped ahead to the dirty stuff. The same guy walked by three or four times; it was creepy, so we left.

Well, the only thing I can really say is an absolute requirement is someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy hers. I don't try to create some dream girl other than that. I'm sure there are many different ways I can connect with someone, so I don't feel a need to limit it to certain parts of my life.

Edit: It would also be great if she didn't expect me to be a manly-man. I'm terrible at that kind of thing.

[Ko Ko]

I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I really only like men who don't get emotionally attached to me within 3 months of a relationship. If they get clingy before our 3rd month, I usually push them into manholes or pour coffee down their trousers in effort to make them hate me.
Also, he must vehemently hate trashy stuff like anime, manga, animal porn etc. but be willing to play videogames and have sex 99.9% of his time that is spent within 20 meters of me (in lieu of: be somewhat like me.) He can't be romantic or a softie or have a big white pale belly. Soft men remind me of gross McDonald's ice cream.
I haven't met any men like this yet, but I intend on finding one before I turn 30. If this doesn't happen, I will buy cats.

...you want a man-whore?

[Ko Ko]

Yes.

[Iceglow]

I've got to admit to being way too fussy for my own good, especially since my choices in women generally mean I get burnt. I guess I'll know when I meet her right?

[Renmiri]

HIM

Nothing better than to love and be loved

[Spammerman]

Somehow I think this thread would've done better in EoEo.

Really, I only have a few major criteria:

-Understands that I am pretty much not interested in sex at all.
-Doesn't try to move it too fast, because I am absolutely terrified of intimacy. (I've had chances with a few girls before, which I ended up sabotaging cause I was scared of what would happen if I was successful)
-Can put up with my sense of humor.

Everything else, I don't really care about. Although I probably couldn't be with anyone who's really preachy about their religion, because I can't stand those people anyway.

Does it have to be a girl

[Jebus]

Does it have to be a girl;)

Afraid so. Dun like men. :{

[Spammerman]

how bout boys?

[Jebus]

Nop

[Yamaneko]

With enough muscle to push the plow and enough endurance to keep it up six days a week.

[Renmiri]

With enough muscle to push the plow and enough endurance to keep it up six days a week.

Hey that Sudanese goat is married already!