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    Who's scruffy lookin'? Captain Maxx Power's Avatar
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    Default Trammampolene!

    After several different measurements involving various slide rulers, conical flasks and GCSE-grade bunsen burners, I have come to the conclusion that there is only one object on the face of the planet that all human beings love equally; the trampoline.

    Express your love of the object that lets you jump really high, then come back down, then jump up really high again etc. etc.
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    I hate trampolines.

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    Theyre fun for a while but then i got scared of the uncovered springs on mine, and the static electricity just wasnt worth it.
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    I don't like the idea of getting my leg caught in the metal parts on the edge.

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    I love trampolines almost as much as I love lamp.
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    I can only think of too many kinky things on a trampoline. What am I on?

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    I damaged my knees on a trampoline. I hate the things.

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    I wanted a trampoline and Lithuania for christmas once, but I got the flu and a globe instead.


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    I last went on a trampoline in 1999. I pulled a muscle in my back. The time before that was in 1998, when I pulled a muscle in my neck.

    I hate trampolines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 41-Inches-Wide View Post
    I can only think of too many kinky things on a trampoline. What am I on? :cry:
    A trampoline.

    I like trampolines. I especially like pushing other people off them while they are bouncing. Hearing their screams as they fall twenty feet to the ground is the most amazing sound in the entire world.

    Points if they hit someone else!

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    i love my trampoline!! Apart from the static elecricity i can't find a fault with it, lol but then again i havn't had the misfortune of falling off one

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    I have yet to muster the courage to pull off a back-flip.

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    I dont like trying to get off while bouncing and caus you've been jumping so high that when you get on the ground you feel really heavy when you jump....

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    They are great fun, especially when your hammered.

    Str8 Pimpin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    I hate trampolines.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    I don't like the idea of getting my leg caught in the metal parts on the edge.
    Quote Originally Posted by Little Blue View Post
    I damaged my knees on a trampoline. I hate the things.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I last went on a trampoline in 1999. I pulled a muscle in my back. The time before that was in 1998, when I pulled a muscle in my neck.

    I hate trampolines.
    I don't really <i>hate</i> them, but I would never go on one. I have before, but the possible outcomes aren't worth it, in my opinion.
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