Which way is the way to Amarillo?
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Why does bipper's owl have a beard?
I cba'd to check if this has been asked yet but...
Do you know STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN?
age / sex / location?
I don't really know how Hi-tech Texas is. Do you have pens?
Have you ever been to Waco?
If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band?
I've finally *pant* tracked you *pant* down...*pant*
I heard you kicked my dog when he lived in Texas, should I sue you???
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Are you a pervert?