<strike>Cid's Knight</strike> Site Staff Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Odaisé Gaelach
Real First Name: Ciaran
Age: 20
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 4
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy X.
Favourite Web Based Coding Language: HTML.
Linux?: Smurf off.


Short Answer

1) Have you ever built a webpage before? Yes.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <strike>Forums</strike> Site Staff? The power! The power! And the ladies, of course.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? All the way, baby!

Long Answer

1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? Either engage them with my Metal Gear Rex (Ray is for the weak!) or write code that blocks them.

2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Shave his mullet.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. We can have a stand outside Monaghan Utd's football ground.

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Code optimisation and slavery.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). Time constraints. If I can get the teleporter working...

Subjective Section

1) What makes you so special? I'm special!

2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? Hit me baby!


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