Eyes on Final Fantasy Site Staff Are Better Than CK's Application Form

[Baloki]

I answered "Yes" to all the above questions. Do I win the title now?

I think there's probably one of those slave titles floating around somewhere...

Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game:VIII

You're hired!

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff? The BDSM parties I've heard so much about.

You're not supposed to know about those until after the initiation party

3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. Wear and sandwich board with the site on it and nothing else.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I'm more of a 'supervisor' type. I'd be good at keeping everyone "motivated", if you know what I mean.

:joey:

1) What makes you so special? Site Staff needs another hot chick.

Are you saying me and ES arn't hot?

2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? Only if he's willing to take some in return. The safe word is potato...

What about the application I already have in the Staff forums? Do I have to fill this one out too

I'm sure Azar and your good self can come up with a 'compromise'.

Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy X.

In the words of Alan Sugar, Your Fired!

Linux?: Smurf off.

I wouldn't say that in earshot of Unne-puddings :O

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <strike>Forums</strike> Site Staff? The power! The power! And the ladies, of course.

HSU gets all of those, and that damn'd Super Delete :O

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff? To piss off Spatvark.

Just don't vote for him in a Ciddie as best Site Staff and he'll be pritty pissed xD

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. OMG!!!11!!one! do work?

I'll come up with a witty response to this later...

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I don't know. Because you are all slackers?

Please see previous comment

Cid's Knight Site Staff Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Bipper
Real First Name: Michael
Age: 24
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: a lot
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: ff6
Favourite Web Based Coding Language: Xhtml 1.1 strict or PHP.
Linux?: yes, Slackware 11, pimping out the old 2.4 kernel with ReiserFS
Windows? Windows XPpro, and Windows Vista. Windows Mobile on my phone.


Short Answer

1) Have you ever built a webpage before? Yes, a on.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? <a href="http://www.goegames.com"> this</a> is one. Hardly even a crowning achievement. My stuff is kinda all over the place at the moment. Working on more, however, I program intranet pages at work most of the day. I also spent two years designing pages for various companies through KDM consulting.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff? It get's me one step closer to mullet's ass.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? I am Bipper. I GOE. I would push the limits of GOE as far as they could. Dr. Unne would be impressed.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? Google bot's are a threat?

2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Uhm, sex. He is married, it should be obvious he doesn't get any.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. Simple networking, same as I do now. As I get other sites up of mine, I wouldn't mind linking in at all.

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Possibly defining a process management system, or some kind of group organization of sorts. Prolly actually working would be the best way to get things done

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). Give something back, and do some coding outside of work and my games.

Subjective Section

1) What makes you so special? I smurfing goe.

2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? no, I would be wanting to.

Can I point you in the direction of this and this? Also bug Azar and see if he has anything for you to do

*blah, blah, blah, all leapord on Safari, no real OS*

You keep promising us Rubah but just where is our cheesecake Also FF8 = WIN

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Use a whip and intimidate/blackmale people into working faster! >:o

Let's hire her Baloki! *Thinks of whips and leather*

I think you need to 'test' her first hero ^_^ *realises how wrong that sounds xD*

How can you suffer from Loony BoB?

Only a true SS member can know. Trust me, you don't wanna know.