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    Monday, August 23, 2027.

    If I actually believed in this sort of thing, this would be kinda sucky, since I'm apparently going to die in 20 years. Least I wouldn't have to die old.

    ...If I believed in this sort of thing. >_>

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    Wednesday, April 20, 2050. I'll be 58.

    I thought this thread was going to be made about Dethklok with the wrong spelling.
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    Saturday, March 19, 2078.

    But if the apocalypse happens before then I'll die then, 'cause I'm afraid of the post-apocalyptic world.

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    Fixed.

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    Wednesday, January 12, 2089

    I would be 98. Heh.



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    Thursday, October 19, 2062

    The last time I used that thing it told me that I would die half the last year.

    Meh.


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    Now it's Monday, June 14, 2066.
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    I think I'm due for about October 15 2015/2018, but I'll do it again!

    Apparently february 2068! Someone is WRONG somewhere.

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    Wednesday, September 26, 2007.

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    I'd take out life insurance, Odaisé.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
    Wednesday, September 26, 2007.

    ...Wait a minute! What?
    That's unfortunate. I don't suppose you're a sadist? I'm a sadist and apparently that cut my life expectancy down a good bit. But hey, I don't believe in this at all.

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    Age 72. Three other sites said I was gonna die at 72. Pretty freaky.

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    Tuesday, June 13, 2051

    Oh....well....that's not too bad....I was almost certain I'd die in my thirties!

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    It said 2069 which is about 87 years old. Due to genetics and it not allowing me to choose a low enough BMI, I am going to take on 13 more years and live to 100

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