What would FLying Mullet do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a flan
And put it through,
That's what Flying Mullet'd do.
When Flying Mullet was in the special olympics,
Dancing for the gold,
He did two steps and fell over,
Because he was wearing a blind fold.
When Flying Mullet was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly pears,
He used his magical fire hair
And saved the Giga Guess fair.
So what would Flying Mullet do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd be an ass or two,
That's what Flying Mullet'd do.
And what would Flying Mullet do,
He'd call all the kids in exDee,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Flying Mullet would do.
When Flying Mullet travelled through time
To the year 2010,
He fought the evil Leeza queen
and saved the dogs again
And when Flying Mullet built the front site,
He beat up Spartvark.
Cos Flying Mullet doesn't take




from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our Yams
And we'll save Hooters and Linus too,
Cos that's what Flying Mullet would do.
And we'll save Hooters and Linus too,
Cos that's what Flying Mullet would dooooo,
That's what Flying Mullet would do.