Here's for Rengori 'coz he never falls for my old 'trail of candy leading back to my car' trick:

HEAVY HEAVY METAL
RAAAAAH
HEAVY METAL IS HEAVY
LIKE AN ELEPHANT
WHICH IS HEAVIER THAN THE MOON
APPARENTLY
ONYX HAIR SPIN SPIN
SEPTIC GUITAR RIFF RIFF
GODS OF SCATHING MELODY
RAIN YOUR RAAAAH
RAAAAH

~Fin

I was going to do a haiku like the rest of the lads and ladies, but then I remembered I can never remember what a haiku is.